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Do śwętego Mikołaja podchodzi dziesięcioletni skin i mówi:

  • Dziadu, daj piwo.
  • Ja prezenty daję tylko grzecznym dzieciom.

Skin odwraca się, woła starszych kumpli i mówi:

  • Wytłumaczcie temu staremu dziadowi, że ja jestem grzeczny.
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Przed świętami św. Mikołaj rozdaje prezenty na ulicy. Jasio po otrzymaniu jednego z nich mówi:

  • Święty Mikołaju, dziękuję ci za prezent.
  • Głupstwo - odpowiada święty Mikołaj. - Nie masz mi za co dziękować.
  • Wiem, ale mama mi kazała.
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