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Naczelnik więzienia wypytuje strażników:

  • Jak to możliwe, że więzień z celi 113 uciekł?
  • Miał klucze od swojej celi, panie naczelniku.
  • Skąd miał? Ukradł któremuś z was?
  • Nie, uczciwie wygrał w karty!
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W celi więziennej spotykają się dwaj starzy znajomi.

  • Znowu wpadłeś? Jak to się stało?
  • Przez odciski.
  • Znaleźli odciski palców?
  • Nie, przez odciski na nogach. Nie mogłem uciekać.
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Skazali gościa na śmierć. Jednak był tak gruby, że się nie mieścił na krześle elektrycznym. Zarządzili dietę. Po tygodniu o chlebie i wodzie - koleś zamiast schudnąć, przytył 10 kilo. Na krzesło nijak się nie mieści. Zarządzili tylko wodę - znów przytył 10 kg. Postanowili nic mu nie dawać. Kolo zamiast chudnąć, poprawił się o 10 kg.

  • Co jest, kurde? Czemu nie chudniesz?
  • Jakoś nie mam motywacji...
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W celi siedzi pedał i zoofil. Zoofil mówi:

  • Gdyby była tu choć mała muszka!

Na to pedał:

  • Bzzzzzz!
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