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Stirlitz wchodzi do gabinetu Mullera:

  • Nie chciałby pan pracować dla radzieckiego wywiadu? - pyta. - Nieżle płacą.

Zszokowany Muller patrzy podejrzliwie. Strilitz zmieszny idzie do drzwi.
Przystaje:

  • Nie ma pan przypadkiem aspiryny? - pyta. Wie, że ludzie zapamiętują tylko koniec rozmowy.
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  • Stirlitz, ile jest dwa razy dwa? - zapytał Muller.

Stirlitz wiedział, wiedział również, że Muller też wie, ale nie wiedział, czy centrala wiedziała, więc musiał milczeć.

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Stirlitz wiedział, że wojna już się skończyła, tylko nie wiedział jeszcze... gdzie.

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Stirlitz z troską patrzył w ślad za swoim łącznikiem, przedzierającym się na nartach przez granicę.

  • Czeka go piekielnie trudne zadanie - pomyślał.

Lipiec 1944 roku dobiegał końca.

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Stirlitz wszedł do gabinetu i ujrzał Mullera leżącego na podłodze i niedającego oznak życia.

  • Otruty - pomyślał Stirlitz, przyglądając się rączce siekiery wystającej z piersi.
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Stirlitz podszedł do szafy i nacisnął guzik - szafa odsunęła się od ściany, ukazujac ukryte przejście. Nacisnął ponownie - i szafa przysunęła się z powrotem.

  • Ukryte przejście! - zrozumiał Stirlitz po chwili myślenia.
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