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Leci w samolocie w jednym rzędzie: 2 Arabów (od strony okna)i Żyd (od przejścia). Żyd w jarmułce, pejsy - wyluzowany kompletnie - rozpiął kołnierzyk, zdjął buty.

Arabowie patrzą na niego nienawistnie. Po godzinie lotu jeden z nich wstaje i mówi:

  • Idę po Colę.

Żyd na to:

  • Ależ nie, ja pójdę, po co się przeciskać.

I poszedł. W tym czasie Arab napluł mu do buta. Żyd wraca, daje Colę Arabowi. Po kolejnej godzinie drugi Arab mówi:

  • Idę po Colę.

Żyd jak poprzednio:

  • Ja pójdę.

I poszedł. Drugi Arab napluł mu do drugiego buta. Żyd wraca, daje Cole Arabowi.

Po godzinie samolot ląduje, Żyd zbiera się zapina kołnierzyk, założył jednego buta, skrzywił się i mówi:

  • Znowu ta straszna nienawiść między naszymi narodami - to plucie do butów, to szczanie do Coli...
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  • Stirlitz, jesteście Żydem! - stwierdził nagle Muller, gdy standardfuhrer opuszczał jego gabinet.
  • No coś pan, jestem uczciwym Rosjaninem - dumnie odparł Strilitz.
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