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Juhas widzi bacę prowadzącego duże stado owiec.

  • Dokąd je prowadzicie?
  • Do domu. Będę je hodował.
  • Przecie nie macie obory, ani zagrody! Gdzie będziecie je trzymać?
  • W mojej izbie.
  • Toż to straszny smród!
  • Cóż, będą się musiały przyzwyczaić.
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Baca rozwodzi się z Gaździną. Odbywa się rozprawa w sądzie. Sędzia pyta się Gazdy:

  • Powiedzcie, Gazdo, dlaczego chcecie się rozwieść z tą Gaździną, przecież żyjecie razem już 20 lat, w czym wam ona zawiniła?

Gazda na to odpowiada:

  • A bo Panie sędzio, ona mi seksualnie nie odpowiada. 
    Na to w końcu sali podnosi się ze swojego miejsca juhas i woła:
  • Głupoty, Gazdo, gadacie! Całej wsi odpowiada, a wam nie!
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Siedzi Baca razem ze skoczkami narciarskimi i wysłuchuje ich opowieści. Pierwszy skoczek chwali się, że skoczył na odległość 100 metrow, drugi, że pobił rekord skoczni.

Na to Baca mówi:

  • Jak ja skoczyłem z tej skoczni to lecę, lecę, patrzę, mijam koniec wybiegu, tam gdzie zatrzymują się inni, mijam Zakopane, mijam Gubałówkę, a tu jak halny nie powieje i wróciło mnie na 30. metr
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  • Baco, macie tu jakieś atrakcje?
  • Mieli my, ale za mąż wyszła!
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W wagoniku kolejki na Kasprowy turysta gada z góralem:

  • Baco, a co by było, gdyby ta lina się urwała?
  • A to by było... trzeci roz w tym tygodniu!
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Baca jest sądzony za zabójstwo turysty, ale się nie przyznaje.
Sędzia pyta:

  • No to jak to było, baco?
  • Ano nijak. Siedziołek se na przyzbie i strugałek osikowy kołecek. A ten turysta siad se koło mnie i zacoł jeść cereśnie. I co zjod, to mi pesteczkom trach!!! w oko. A jo nic, ino se strugom ten kołecek. A on znowu zjod i trach!!! mnie pesteczkom w oko. A jo nic, dalej strugom.. A on łostatniom cereśnie zjod, rzucił mi torebkę pode nogi, wstał i tak się niesceśliwie potknoł, że upadł na ten kołecek, com go strugoł. I tak, panie, cosik ze 27 razy...
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