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Student pyta kumpla:

  • Co jesteś taki smutny?
  • Wywalili mnie z uczelni...
  • A za co?!
  • A skąd mam wiedzieć? Pół roku mnie tam nie było!
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Egzamin w liceum ekonomicznym.

  • Co rozumiesz pod pojęciem 'chybiona inwestycja kapitałowa'? - pyta nauczyciel.

Uczeń po chwili zastanowienia:

  • No.. Jak się na przykład własną siostrę do kina zaprosi...
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Ćwiczenia z mechaniki. Student rozwiązuje zadanie na tablicy, a prowadzący mówi nagle:

  • No i teraz mamy klasyczny przykład związku prostytutki z muzyką. Coś tu ku*wa nie gra...
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Profesor wyjaśnia studentom przyczyny łysienia.

  • Jeśli pacjent łysieje od czoła, to od myślenia.
  • A jeśli od czubka głowy?
  • To od seksu.
  • Jeśli i tu, i tu? - dopytuje jeden ze studentów.
  • To od myślenia o seksie.
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